Boleh jadi kamu membenci sesuatu, padahal ia amat baik bagimu,
dan boleh jadi (pula) kamu menyukai sesuatu padahal ia amat buruk bagimu;
Allah mengetahui, sedang kamu tidak mengetahui. (QS. 2:216)
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« Jawab #30 pada: 10 Oktober 2011, 15:12:06 »
@ ^
:misuh:  :toe:


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« Jawab #31 pada: 10 Oktober 2011, 16:21:28 »
wuahahahahahahahaha :terbahak:


 :hihi:


 %peace% ah haze

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« Jawab #32 pada: 10 Oktober 2011, 23:05:34 »
^thanx for the advice...

@kakak haze,

whats the meaning of misuh ?.....

I have no jokes to tell.... :p

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« Jawab #33 pada: 11 Oktober 2011, 21:37:23 »
yesterday when we were studying arabic, one of my friend told me something that made me ketawa geli :hihi: :hihi:  *whats the meaning yah...

Well she's a teacher also a homeroom (wali kelas) at elementary school at third grade .

And one day, she wanna practice her ability speaking arabic since the students also got  arabic lessons. after she explained the lessons she said ,

"Fahimna" ....... but there's no reply from her student

and she was thinking the students didnt get her point and she repeated her word.

"Fahimna" ...... this time her voice more louder. but still no reply and she repeated again.

"Fahimna" ...... and there's one student answer her word

"mum , you should say Fahimtum and we'll reply Fahimna...."  :-X  ;D

Ooo my god .... how come she's so confident. well she's quite smart but sometimes looked planga plongo ;D

noted:
Fahimtum (do you understand)
Fahimna ( Understand - reply for fahimtum)
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« Jawab #34 pada: 12 Oktober 2011, 14:16:19 »
@ ^
she must have been wished for disappearing from that room that time  :hihi:

misuh is....  :hmmm:
javanesse word for bitching, u know... menggerundel, ngedumel

don't copy that, it's not good  :p
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« Jawab #35 pada: 22 November 2011, 11:40:37 »
^kakak haze... where are you sih :'(

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A friend of mine post funny words....

Japanese attitudes for work :

"If one can do it, I can do it. If no one can do it, I must do it".

A Middle Eastern attitudes for work :

" Wallahi if one can do it, let him do it. If no one can do it , ya-Habibi how can I do it"

:hihi: :hihi:

those arabian attitudes made me  :hihi:
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« Jawab #36 pada: 22 November 2011, 11:46:30 »
don't say who who ok...
cos no what what if you very funny
teruskan !

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« Jawab #37 pada: 22 November 2011, 12:03:13 »
^hehehehe.... the free translation is, jangan bilang sape sape yeeeeeaah..... :p
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« Jawab #38 pada: 24 November 2011, 12:59:18 »
free translation sometimes makes me laugh, on my BBM group a friend sent a picture
it's a big truck with bold notes said : DON'T RICH PEOPLE DIFFICULT

 :D took several seconds before I understand what it mean  :wataw:

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« Jawab #39 pada: 07 Mei 2012, 19:22:36 »
A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari, policemen arrives.

Man : (cried) Officer! Mah brand new car .

Police : You're such materialistic.You even haven't notice that your left arm has been cut off.

Man : (he looks at his left arm and yells). Oo my God! . My Rolex watch!

:hihi:
Materialistic chronic level :wataw:
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